THINGS TO DO

by Harold Jaffe

Find work as a baggage handler for a major airliner. Secretly rummage through lost or delayed luggage. Collect female hair from brushes, combs, intimate wear. Bag the hair in transparent plastic, label it. Encode your fantasies of the hair-owner's most intimate gestures on your smart phone.

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